The Queendom of Iris Heart is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The devout population of 4.055 billion Iris Heartians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Welfare and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Iris Heartian economy, worth 168 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,567 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is almost non-existent. Iris Heart's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Iris Heart is ranked 122,140^th in the world and 2,830^th in Ambition for Safest, scoring 72.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.